Her Abhorred Shears
Bad stories are dangerous because they read the reader. You are seen by them. Pierced.
“I’m bad,” the story says. “But you’re still reading, because you are bad too.”
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Selena Gomez and the Breast Expansion Curse
tags: breast expansion, weight gain, bimbofication, lactation, titfucking, cheating, cuckoldry, mf, oral, anal In real life, SG’s surgical scar is on her back: for this story I moved it to her front. I have not seen The Substance but believe it to be similar in subject matter and tone. Chapter 32C Selena Gomez was squeezing…
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Frat Mom (Scarlett Johansson)
I wrote this after watching Heathers. I don’t know if combining an absurd and lighthearted “A plot” (Scarlett Johansson teasing horny college boys) with a dark “B plot” about mental illness and so on really works. Comments appreciated. (tags: m/F, f/F, mm/F, handjob, blowjob, clothed titfuck, teasing, voyeur, MILF) Mu Sigma Phi has one rule:…
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Lucy Pinder’s Alien Abduction
Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens (tags: F/m, F/M, small amount of F/F, small amount of twinfucking, big tits, big ass, titfuck, bondage, pregnancy, older woman younger man, MILF, oral, anal, interracial, BBC) Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens Aliens want to breed Lucy Pinder…but don’t we all? A dark horror tale of UFOs and…
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A Day In The Life of Christina Hendricks
tags: bbw, big tits, MILF, mature, masturbation, m/F, f/F, blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, feet Also known as “Christina Gives A Speech”. Not a sequel to “Christina Hendricks Needs An 18 Year Old Boy”, but set in the same universe. It’s less gratuitously mean, but darker in its implications. Be ye warned: the Christina Hendricks…
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Sofia Gomez Goes To A Furry Convention
Not my favorite story—a funny idea, until it wasn’t. In an ideal world I’d research these zoomer celebs instead of blindly oneshotting stories about them: Sofia Gomez does a ton of nerd-jerkoff cosplay shit and would probably have no issues with going to a furry convention. Oh well, it’s not as though my portrayal of…
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Spaencest
Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, reluctance, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Note: all Biblically-involved characters in this story are above the age of 18. Merry Christmas. — Juliette de Lorsange * * * I ruined her to save her. Fear controlled my cousin’s life. She was lost inside that fear—abjectly, completely, lost—caged within the steel oubliette…
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The Kanye Witch Coven
(tags: m/F, M/F, F/F, handjob, oral, anal) Summary: something has happened to Kanye. Is he dead? Brainwashed? Held prisoner? Three of his famous exes share a secret that they’d kill to protect…but then one of them betrays the others. Chapter 1: Bianca Censori Jason was just a normal kid. But sometimes normal people get swept up…
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Christina Hendricks Needs an 18 Year Old Boy
tags: blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, abuse, bullyfucking, humiliation kink, SPH, older woman, younger man, bbw, feet, m/f, f/f, m/ff, mm/f, very light m/m Christina Hendricks ruins a teenage boy’s life, and he loves it. There is a document that is feared and dreaded throughout Hollywood. It is called a perquisites sheet. Supplied by an…
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Sabrina Carpenter vs 5,000 Trucks
To save her career Sabrina Carpenter must destroy it. tags: m/f, mmm/f, orgy, bondage, oral, anal Sabrina Carpenter approached the Stannhauser Asylum for the Criminally Insane. That was what people still called it, at any rate. It had probably been renamed at some point since the 1950s—likely at the same time they’d daubed the walls…
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Kate Upton Gives Unenthiastic Titfucks
(M/F, MM/F, titfuck, oral, anal, rimming, armpit sex) Warning: “Sydney Sweeney Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks” was merely somewhat horrendous and disgusting. This story is a crime against the human race. — Juliette de Lorsange Kate Upton Gives Unenthiastic Titfucks Paparazzi swirled around Kate on the hospital steps like iron filings drawn to a magnet. She transcended…