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Hollywood Hypnofucking: Blonde Celeb Edition (Sydney Sweeney, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Jean Harlow)
Summary: using past-life regression therapy, a man remembers fucking countless famous blondes, including Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and Jean Harlow. AN: you should watch Girl Can’t Help It. Also, why is nearly every photo of Barbara Eden on the internet like 320×240 and too pixelated to drive a golf cart? The pervert dads…
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A Day In The Life of Christina Hendricks
tags: bbw, big tits, MILF, mature, masturbation, m/F, f/F, blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, feet Also known as “Christina Gives A Speech”. Not a sequel to “Christina Hendricks Needs An 18 Year Old Boy”, but set in the same universe. It’s less gratuitously mean, but darker in its implications. Be ye warned: the Christina Hendricks…
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Sofia Gomez Goes To A Furry Convention
Not my favorite story—a funny idea, until it wasn’t. In an ideal world I’d research these zoomer celebs instead of blindly oneshotting stories about them: Sofia Gomez does a ton of nerd-jerkoff cosplay shit and would probably have no issues with going to a furry convention. Oh well, it’s not as though my portrayal of…