Category: stories

  • Big Tits and Correct Opinions (Kat Dennings)

    Big Tits and Correct Opinions (Kat Dennings)

    tags: kat dennings, incest, big breasts, light femdom, teasing, hatefucking, roleplay, oral, anal Summary: older brother fucks the arrogance out of bratty sister Kat Dennings. Note: Tireless on your behalf, I watched a whole season of 2 Broke Girls as research. Note that Kat’s family is actually called “Litwack”—to reduce reader confusion I refer to them by…

  • Bangmaid (Lana Del Rey)

    Bangmaid (Lana Del Rey)

    Tags: mdom, bdsm, degradation, humiliation, orgasm denial, olfactophilia, bromidrophilia, disgust, bbw, big tits, big ass Author’s note: all characters are over 18 and offer implied or active consent to their situations. Summary: Lana Del Rey becomes a free-use “bangmaid” for two disgusting, domineering men. Her duties: cooking, cleaning, and cocks. Not included: free will, dignity,…

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks

    AN: Hopefully we’re not flirting with non-consent: Jennifer Love Hewitt agrees to the sex acts in the story but I don’t think that flies in court when you’re clinically retarded. Remember: the “Unenthusiastic Titfucks” series is supposed to be satirical, humorous, and stupid. It is purely fantasy, not an attack on Jennifer Love Hewitt or anyone.…

  • Selena Gomez and the Breast Expansion Curse

    Selena Gomez and the Breast Expansion Curse

    tags: breast expansion, weight gain, bimbofication, lactation, titfucking, cheating, cuckoldry, mf, oral, anal In real life, SG’s surgical scar is on her back: for this story I moved it to her front. I have not seen The Substance but believe it to be similar in subject matter and tone. Chapter 32C Selena Gomez was squeezing…

  • Frat Mom (Scarlett Johansson)

    Frat Mom (Scarlett Johansson)

    I wrote this after watching Heathers. I don’t know if combining an absurd and lighthearted “A plot” (Scarlett Johansson teasing horny college boys) with a dark “B plot” about mental illness and so on really works. Comments appreciated. (tags: m/F, f/F, mm/F, handjob, blowjob, clothed titfuck, teasing, voyeur, MILF) Mu Sigma Phi has one rule:…

  • Lucy Pinder’s Alien Abduction

    Lucy Pinder’s Alien Abduction

    Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens (tags: F/m, F/M, small amount of F/F, small amount of twinfucking, big tits, big ass, titfuck, bondage, pregnancy, older woman younger man, MILF, oral, anal, interracial, BBC) Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens Aliens want to breed Lucy Pinder…but don’t we all? A dark horror tale of UFOs and…

  • Spaencest

    Spaencest

    Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, reluctance, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Note: all Biblically-involved characters in this story are above the age of 18. Merry Christmas. — Juliette de Lorsange * * * I ruined her to save her. Fear controlled my cousin’s life. She was lost inside that fear—abjectly, completely, lost—caged within the steel oubliette…

  • The Kanye Witch Coven

    The Kanye Witch Coven

    (tags: m/F, M/F, F/F, handjob, oral, anal) Summary: something has happened to Kanye. Is he dead? Brainwashed? Held prisoner? Three of his famous exes share a secret that they’d kill to protect…but then one of them betrays the others. Chapter 1: Bianca Censori Jason was just a normal kid. But sometimes normal people get swept up…

  • Christina Hendricks Needs an 18 Year Old Boy

    Christina Hendricks Needs an 18 Year Old Boy

    tags: blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, abuse, bullyfucking, humiliation kink, SPH, older woman, younger man, bbw, feet, m/f, f/f, m/ff, mm/f, very light m/m Christina Hendricks ruins a teenage boy’s life, and he loves it. There is a document that is feared and dreaded throughout Hollywood. It is called a perquisites sheet. Supplied by an…

  • Sabrina Carpenter vs 5,000 Trucks

    Sabrina Carpenter vs 5,000 Trucks

    To save her career Sabrina Carpenter must destroy it. tags: m/f, mmm/f, orgy, bondage, oral, anal Sabrina Carpenter approached the Stannhauser Asylum for the Criminally Insane. That was what people still called it, at any rate. It had probably been renamed at some point since the 1950s—likely at the same time they’d daubed the walls…