Her Abhorred Shears
Bad stories are dangerous because they read the reader. You are seen by them. Pierced.
“I’m bad,” the story says. “But you’re still reading, because you are bad too.”
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Katy Perry Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks
* * * Katy Perry had gone insane. That was the executive summary of the situation. And not standard famous-person insane where you shave your head and shill for horrendous politicians. Regrettably, that was normal behavior for Katy Perry. She’d gone hard insane. Deeper-than-the-deep-end insane. Double-parked-in-the-Twilight-Zone insane. Seven-beers-short-of-a-sixpack insane. All-clown-and-no-car-insane. Belfry-is-97%-bat-by-volume-and-rising insane. Katy saw it…
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Big Tits and Correct Opinions chapter 4
Chapter 4—Kat out of Hell A/N: Well, the end of the Kat Dennings adventure is here. The title comes from a girl I knew who wore a shirt with “Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions” or something. It got me thinking about what the living embodiment of that shirt would be like. Kat…
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Dadd Joke
So, you know that dogfart-boring Percy Jackson movie? My dad worked on it. Was paid to work on it, I should say. My dad never worked a confirmed day in his life. It doesn’t matter what he was supposed to do on Percy Jackson, their best-case scenario is that he did absolutely nothing and let…
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Cock Piglet (Elle Fanning)
tags: elle fanning, incest, anal, taboo, light implied scat Have you ever had anal sex with Elle Fanning? Here’s what it’s like. Moist. Warm. Itchy, dirty, and urgent. Maybe a touch dry. Her rectal wall clings to your cock like velcro, dragging as you pull back. There’s sound, so much your ears drown—the rasp and…
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Beyhive
description: A male backup dancer is hired by Beyoncé—and learns she does not want a dancer, but a male stud to impregnate her.. In a twisted parody of beehive mating rituals, Beyoncé lures six men into a fuck-or-die contest aboard her private yacht. The winner gets to make a baby with her. The losers are…
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Christina Hendricks Eats Boys Like Air
tags: bbw, big tits, MILF, mature, masturbation, m/F, f/F, blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, feet Christina Hendricks’ reign of terror reaches new heights when she takes over an all-male boarding school! But the evil mega-titted MILF may have finally met her match…in a scrawny youngster who is immune to her charms and has something she…
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Salma Hayek – Not a Devil Left in Hell ch2
Chapter 2—Teach Us The Wisdom The mystery at Salma Hayek’s mansion deepens as she hires a maid. Alejandro pulled the statue from the flint-cold mouth of the earth. Heave. Wrench. The stone idol came free—sucked loose, the hole like a living mouth, trying to swallow it back. Even once it was out, the soil fought…
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Anne Hathaway Is Disappointed!
“Am I wasting my time?” Anne throws that out over the top of her wineglass. “In a cosmic sense?” You gesture vaguely with your fork. “Well, I guess we all are, in a way…” “No, I mean ‘am I wasting my time with you, right now’?” You shrink as she leans forward. Her smile is…
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Space Boobs (Katy Perry)
* * * Katy Perry’s eyes flared in horror as her heavy, pendulous tits bobbled to a halt in the mirror—not the reaction they usually produced. They’re. STILL. Growing. Aghast, she hefted a colossal left breast. It sagged like a blimp in her sweaty palm, obscenely big, sickeningly heavy, collapsed over her hand and nearly…
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Not a Devil Left in Hell ch3 – Then Fastened The Eye of Death
The demon has a plan for Alejandro. But is he worthy? A/N: All characters are over 18. Things starts getting progressively more nasty from here. The parts about Babylonian/Akkadian fertility goddesses are adapted (badly) from Gwendolyn Leick’s Sex And Eroticism In Mesopotamian Literature (1994, Routledge). “Mušḫuššu” actually means “red serpent”. I changed it to mean…