Her Abhorred Shears

The demon has a plan for Alejandro. But is he worthy? A/N: All characters are over 18. Things starts getting progressively more nasty from here. The parts about Babylonian/Akkadian fertility goddesses are adapted (badly) from Gwendolyn Leick’s Sex And Eroticism In Mesopotamian Literature (1994, Routledge). “Mušḫuššu” actually means “red serpent”. I changed it to mean…

Chapter 3—Destrucción Description: Raised on the street, Leon thinks he’s tough. But can he survive being the paypig…er, boyfriend of materialistic, shopping-obsessed Sydney Sweeney?Tags: Sydney Sweeney, financial domination, orgasm denial, big tits, big ass, mf, oral, anal, titfuck, femdom, feetA/N: Events from the lives of Leon Balthasar and his friends over the next month, not…

Description: A group of Jan 6th rioters come face to face with their arch-nemesis: firebrand Latina hottie Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…Tags: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, consensual rapeplay, mmmf, gangbang, interracialA/N: Content warning: this is a work of satire that contains offensive language and themes. It is not intended as a political statement. Do not complain or act like you…

Iggy Azalea and Ice Spice fight over who has the better ass! Hidden Hills, Santa Monica… Iggy Azalea lay sprawled on the pool tiles, neck swanned as she read the news off her phone. “Bitch’s Ass Be Lookin’ Like Mewtwo!”-Ice Spice The latest shot in what the world is calling “The Battle of the Bulge”,…

Description: Salma Hayek’s teenage son dreams of fucking his strict Catholic mother. He accidentally awakens a demon living beneath their Bel Air mansion. “I think there is not a devil left in hell; they have all gone into you!”—Martin Luther King, 1525, Against the Robbing and Murdering Hordes of Peasants (from Vol. 46 of Luther’s…

Big Tits and Correct Opinions 3 (Kat Dennings) tags: kat dennings, incest, big breasts, light femdom, teasing, hatefucking, roleplay, oral, anal “Boys are weird. Men are weird. Love is weird. You are weird. I am weird. Life is weird. Weird is weird. Look, a MINOTAUR!” – @katdennings, deleted tweet Summary: A road trip from hell…

“Never look a day past thirty…” tags: marina diamandis, big breasts, oral, anal, titfuck, mm/F, ageplay, taboo, cheating Summary: Haters to the left! Marina Diamandis won’t let the fact that she’s forty years young (!) stop her from partying with teenage boys (or fucking them). But… what if they don’t accept her? Will the generational gap prove…

tags: Hailee Steinfeld, cheating, cuckoldry Someone told Hailee Steinfeld that men think about sex once every seven seconds. Lucky them. Imagine having *six whole seconds* to spare for something else… “What a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore…” – Brendon Urie. Hailee Steinfeld pursed her lips in the chapel dressing room. Her shoulders…

tags: Nigella Lawson, mother-son incest, m-solo, f-solo, ageplay, big breasts, titfuck, oral, anal, taboo Summary: It’s hard to keep your hand off your dick when your Mom is Nigella Lawson. A/N: Nigella Lawson is now past the age where she could plausibly have two eighteen-year-old sons. Don’t worry, that’s the only unrealistic part of the…