Her Abhorred Shears
Bad stories are dangerous because they read the reader. You are seen by them. Pierced.
“I’m bad,” the story says. “But you’re still reading, because you are bad too.”
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Big Tits and Correct Opinions (Kat Dennings)
tags: kat dennings, incest, big breasts, light femdom, teasing, hatefucking, roleplay, oral, anal Summary: older brother fucks the arrogance out of bratty sister Kat Dennings. Note: Tireless on your behalf, I watched a whole season of 2 Broke Girls as research. Note that Kat’s family is actually called “Litwack”—to reduce reader confusion I refer to them by…
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Bangmaid (Lana Del Rey)
Tags: mdom, bdsm, degradation, humiliation, orgasm denial, olfactophilia, bromidrophilia, disgust, bbw, big tits, big ass Author’s note: all characters are over 18 and offer implied or active consent to their situations. Summary: Lana Del Rey becomes a free-use “bangmaid” for two disgusting, domineering men. Her duties: cooking, cleaning, and cocks. Not included: free will, dignity,…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks
AN: Hopefully we’re not flirting with non-consent: Jennifer Love Hewitt agrees to the sex acts in the story but I don’t think that flies in court when you’re clinically retarded. Remember: the “Unenthusiastic Titfucks” series is supposed to be satirical, humorous, and stupid. It is purely fantasy, not an attack on Jennifer Love Hewitt or anyone.…
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Hollywood Hypnofucking: Blonde Celeb Edition (Sydney Sweeney, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Jean Harlow)
Summary: using past-life regression therapy, a man remembers fucking countless famous blondes, including Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and Jean Harlow. AN: you should watch Girl Can’t Help It. Also, why is nearly every photo of Barbara Eden on the internet like 320×240 and too pixelated to drive a golf cart? The pervert dads…
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Selena Gomez and the Breast Expansion Curse
tags: breast expansion, weight gain, bimbofication, lactation, titfucking, cheating, cuckoldry, mf, oral, anal In real life, SG’s surgical scar is on her back: for this story I moved it to her front. I have not seen The Substance but believe it to be similar in subject matter and tone. Chapter 32C Selena Gomez was squeezing…
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Frat Mom (Scarlett Johansson)
I wrote this after watching Heathers. I don’t know if combining an absurd and lighthearted “A plot” (Scarlett Johansson teasing horny college boys) with a dark “B plot” about mental illness and so on really works. Comments appreciated. (tags: m/F, f/F, mm/F, handjob, blowjob, clothed titfuck, teasing, voyeur, MILF) Mu Sigma Phi has one rule:…
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Lucy Pinder’s Alien Abduction
Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens (tags: F/m, F/M, small amount of F/F, small amount of twinfucking, big tits, big ass, titfuck, bondage, pregnancy, older woman younger man, MILF, oral, anal, interracial, BBC) Lucy Pinder is Abducted By Aliens Aliens want to breed Lucy Pinder…but don’t we all? A dark horror tale of UFOs and…
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A Day In The Life of Christina Hendricks
tags: bbw, big tits, MILF, mature, masturbation, m/F, f/F, blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, feet Also known as “Christina Gives A Speech”. Not a sequel to “Christina Hendricks Needs An 18 Year Old Boy”, but set in the same universe. It’s less gratuitously mean, but darker in its implications. Be ye warned: the Christina Hendricks…
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Sofia Gomez Goes To A Furry Convention
Not my favorite story—a funny idea, until it wasn’t. In an ideal world I’d research these zoomer celebs instead of blindly oneshotting stories about them: Sofia Gomez does a ton of nerd-jerkoff cosplay shit and would probably have no issues with going to a furry convention. Oh well, it’s not as though my portrayal of…
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Spaencest
Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, reluctance, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Note: all Biblically-involved characters in this story are above the age of 18. Merry Christmas. — Juliette de Lorsange * * * I ruined her to save her. Fear controlled my cousin’s life. She was lost inside that fear—abjectly, completely, lost—caged within the steel oubliette…