Category: stories

(Tags: m/f, oral, anal, titfuck, latex, mind control?) Note: obviously this stars 2007-2022 Katy Perry, before she skeletonmaxxed herself. Whoever invented Ozempic deserves the electric chair. Like many works of classic literature, this owes inspiration to a 4chan greentext i went to a katy perry concert in dublin a few years ago, you have to…

(Warning: un-PC and offensive. Contains emotionless, degrading, mean sex + mild femdom + SPH + raceplay). “I have to do WHAT?” Sydney Sweeney’s voice snowballed into a scream. “You are joking! TELL ME YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING!” “Syd, you signed a contract,” her lawyer sounded petulant over the phone. “I was drunk!” she raged, heavy…

The Asshole Monologues (Taylor Swift) (Warning: Satire. Deliberately stupid and offensive. Will rot your brain into Brent crude oil within 5 seconds. Contains assplay and light, implied scat.) VOICE-OVER: *The tape you are watching exists because we, a collective of activists, intellectuals, and feminists, are worried about our assholes. We are worried about what we…

Down From the Summit of the Sky (m/f, anal, feet, titfuck, angst) I might get sued for what I’m about to write. I’m anonymous. Not anonymous enough. Any family member or sufficiently smart fan will clock who I am. Search up Billie’s childhood photos; I’m in the background of dozens of them. But I have…