Category: stories

Iggy Azalea and Ice Spice fight over who has the better ass! Hidden Hills, Santa Monica… Iggy Azalea lay sprawled on the pool tiles, neck swanned as she read the news off her phone. “Bitch’s Ass Be Lookin’ Like Mewtwo!”-Ice Spice The latest shot in what the world is calling “The Battle of the Bulge”,…

Chapter 1—Like Butter in Sunshine Salma Hayek’s teenage son dreams of fucking his strict Catholic mother. He accidentally awakens a demon living beneath their Bel Air mansion.A/N: “I think there is not a devil left in hell; they have all gone into you!”—Martin Luther King, 1525, Against the Robbing and Murdering Hordes of Peasants (from…

Chapter 3—Kataclysm A/N: “Boys are weird. Men are weird. Love is weird. You are weird. I am weird. Life is weird. Weird is weird. Look, a MINOTAUR!” – @katdennings, deleted tweet I woke with my sister’s butt in my face. That’s never gonna be the next It was the best of times, it was the…

“Never look a day past thirty…” tags: marina diamandis, big breasts, oral, anal, titfuck, mm/F, ageplay, taboo, cheating Summary: Haters to the left! Marina Diamandis won’t let the fact that she’s forty years young (!) stop her from partying with teenage boys (or fucking them). But… what if they don’t accept her? Will the generational gap prove…

Someone told Hailee Steinfeld that men think about sex once every seven seconds. Lucky them. Imagine having six whole seconds to spare for something else… “What a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore…” – Brendon Urie. Hailee Steinfeld pursed her lips in the chapel dressing room. Her shoulders twisted back and forth, making…

tags: Nigella Lawson, mother-son incest, m-solo, f-solo, ageplay, big breasts, titfuck, oral, anal, taboo Summary: It’s hard to keep your hand off your dick when your Mom is Nigella Lawson. A/N: Nigella Lawson is now past the age where she could plausibly have two eighteen-year-old sons. Don’t worry, that’s the only unrealistic part of the…

Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Author’s note: all characters are 18 or older. – Juliette de Lorsange “So you impregnated your sister after banging her once? Unlucky.” Luck isn’t real. Luck is the drooling idiot god of cowards who don’t want their actions to have consequences. Women don’t get pregnant because…

Summary: A girl is hired to impersonate Britney Spears. This leads to a secret relationship with the star. AN: This is a romance story instead of a lobotomized “no thoughts, head empty” fuckfest. Caveat emptor. tags: britney spears, angst, f/f, forbidden love January 2006… Britney Spears. Say her name. There are a hundred people in…