Author: Juliette de Lorsange
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Salma Hayek – Not a Devil Left in Hell
Chapter 1—Like Butter in Sunshine Salma Hayek’s teenage son dreams of fucking his strict Catholic mother. He accidentally awakens a demon living beneath their Bel Air mansion.A/N: “I think there is not a devil left in hell; they have all gone into you!”—Martin Luther King, 1525, Against the Robbing and Murdering Hordes of Peasants (from…
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Big Tits and Correct Opinions 3 (Kat Dennings)
Chapter 3—Kataclysm A/N: “Boys are weird. Men are weird. Love is weird. You are weird. I am weird. Life is weird. Weird is weird. Look, a MINOTAUR!” – @katdennings, deleted tweet I woke with my sister’s butt in my face. That’s never gonna be the next It was the best of times, it was the…
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The Princess of Power (Marina Diamandis)
“Never look a day past thirty…” tags: marina diamandis, big breasts, oral, anal, titfuck, mm/F, ageplay, taboo, cheating Summary: Haters to the left! Marina Diamandis won’t let the fact that she’s forty years young (!) stop her from partying with teenage boys (or fucking them). But… what if they don’t accept her? Will the generational gap prove…
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Slutbride (Hailee Steinfeld)
Someone told Hailee Steinfeld that men think about sex once every seven seconds. Lucky them. Imagine having six whole seconds to spare for something else… “What a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore…” – Brendon Urie. Hailee Steinfeld pursed her lips in the chapel dressing room. Her shoulders twisted back and forth, making…
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Nigella Lawson – No Fap Forever
tags: Nigella Lawson, mother-son incest, m-solo, f-solo, ageplay, big breasts, titfuck, oral, anal, taboo Summary: It’s hard to keep your hand off your dick when your Mom is Nigella Lawson. A/N: Nigella Lawson is now past the age where she could plausibly have two eighteen-year-old sons. Don’t worry, that’s the only unrealistic part of the…
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Plowing Pokemon Beauties (And They’re Celebs For Some Reason IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) (Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Hayden Panettiere)
Pokemon Gen I – Red/Blue/Yellow (Kate Upton) “My makeup!” Kate Upton wails as her level 21 Oddish eats a Fire Blast to the face, OHKO’ing it (98-116, 127.2 – 150.6%). A shockwave of flame smashes across the woodland glade, blanketing Route 13 in smoke. As the carnage clears, Miss Upton glares at you—her fists are…
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Sydney Sweeney Fin-Doms A Drug Lord’s Son chapter 2
Chapter 2 The next day rolled over Leon like a cloud of poison gas. He sleepwalked away the hours, wondering if Los Angeles had always been this gray, this drab… …this fucking miserable and pointless. He hung out at the Espardes de Muerta pad, throwing his Members Only jacket over the ash-stained couch like a…
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Spaencest 2: Spraegnant
Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Author’s note: all characters are 18 or older. – Juliette de Lorsange “So you impregnated your sister after banging her once? Unlucky.” Luck isn’t real. Luck is the drooling idiot god of cowards who don’t want their actions to have consequences. Women don’t get pregnant because…