Author: Juliette de Lorsange

(tags: m/F, M/F, F/F, handjob, oral, anal) Summary: something has happened to Kanye. Is he dead? Brainwashed? Held prisoner? Three of his famous exes share a secret that they’d kill to protect…but then one of them betrays the others. Chapter 1: Bianca Censori Jason was just a normal kid. But sometimes normal people get swept up…

tags: blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, abuse, bullyfucking, humiliation kink, SPH, older woman, younger man, bbw, feet, m/f, f/f, m/ff, mm/f, very light m/m Christina Hendricks ruins a teenage boy’s life, and he loves it. There is a document that is feared and dreaded throughout Hollywood. It is called a perquisites sheet. Supplied by an…

To save her career Sabrina Carpenter must destroy it. tags: m/f, mmm/f, orgy, bondage, oral, anal Sabrina Carpenter approached the Stannhauser Asylum for the Criminally Insane. That was what people still called it, at any rate. It had probably been renamed at some point since the 1950s—likely at the same time they’d daubed the walls…

(M/F, MM/F, titfuck, oral, anal, rimming, armpit sex) Warning: “Sydney Sweeney Gives Unenthusiastic Titfucks” was merely somewhat horrendous and disgusting. This story is a crime against the human race. — Juliette de Lorsange Kate Upton Gives Unenthiastic Titfucks Paparazzi swirled around Kate on the hospital steps like iron filings drawn to a magnet. She transcended…

m/f, f/f, oral, anal, implied incest Note: the functional hemispherectomy is an actual medical procedure (pioneered by a certain Dr Ben Carson, who would later challenge Donald Trump as the 2016 Republican candidate for President—no kidding). The idea that it creates multiple “seats” of consciousnesses is unproven but theoretically possible. The Madness of Britney Spears…

(Tags: m/f, oral, anal, titfuck, latex, mind control?) Note: obviously this stars 2007-2022 Katy Perry, before she skeletonmaxxed herself. Whoever invented Ozempic deserves the electric chair. Like many works of classic literature, this owes inspiration to a 4chan greentext i went to a katy perry concert in dublin a few years ago, you have to…

(Warning: un-PC and offensive. Contains emotionless, degrading, mean sex + mild femdom + SPH + raceplay). “I have to do WHAT?” Sydney Sweeney’s voice snowballed into a scream. “You are joking! TELL ME YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING!” “Syd, you signed a contract,” her lawyer sounded petulant over the phone. “I was drunk!” she raged, heavy…

The Asshole Monologues (Taylor Swift) (Warning: Satire. Deliberately stupid and offensive. Will rot your brain into Brent crude oil within 5 seconds. Contains assplay and light, implied scat.) VOICE-OVER: *The tape you are watching exists because we, a collective of activists, intellectuals, and feminists, are worried about our assholes. We are worried about what we…

Down From the Summit of the Sky (m/f, anal, feet, titfuck, angst) I might get sued for what I’m about to write. I’m anonymous. Not anonymous enough. Any family member or sufficiently smart fan will clock who I am. Search up Billie’s childhood photos; I’m in the background of dozens of them. But I have…