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Plowing Pokemon Beauties (And They’re Celebs For Some Reason IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) (Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Hayden Panettiere)
Pokemon Gen I – Red/Blue/Yellow (Kate Upton) “My makeup!” Kate Upton wails as her level 21 Oddish eats a Fire Blast to the face, OHKO’ing it (98-116, 127.2 – 150.6%). A shockwave of flame smashes across the woodland glade, blanketing Route 13 in smoke. As the carnage clears, Miss Upton glares at you—her fists are…
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Sydney Sweeney Fin-Doms A Drug Lord’s Son chapter 2
Chapter 2 The next day rolled over Leon like a cloud of poison gas. He sleepwalked away the hours, wondering if Los Angeles had always been this gray, this drab… …this fucking miserable and pointless. He hung out at the Espardes de Muerta pad, throwing his Members Only jacket over the ash-stained couch like a…
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Hollywood Hypnofucking: Blonde Celeb Edition (Sydney Sweeney, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Jean Harlow)
Summary: using past-life regression therapy, a man remembers fucking countless famous blondes, including Pamela Anderson, Barbara Eden, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and Jean Harlow. AN: you should watch Girl Can’t Help It. Also, why is nearly every photo of Barbara Eden on the internet like 320×240 and too pixelated to drive a golf cart? The pervert dads…
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A Day In The Life of Christina Hendricks
tags: bbw, big tits, MILF, mature, masturbation, m/F, f/F, blowjob, titfuck, anal, MILF, femdom, feet Also known as “Christina Gives A Speech”. Not a sequel to “Christina Hendricks Needs An 18 Year Old Boy”, but set in the same universe. It’s less gratuitously mean, but darker in its implications. Be ye warned: the Christina Hendricks…
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Sofia Gomez Goes To A Furry Convention
Not my favorite story—a funny idea, until it wasn’t. In an ideal world I’d research these zoomer celebs instead of blindly oneshotting stories about them: Sofia Gomez does a ton of nerd-jerkoff cosplay shit and would probably have no issues with going to a furry convention. Oh well, it’s not as though my portrayal of…