Category: stories
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Taylor Swift – The Asshole Monologues
The Asshole Monologues (Taylor Swift) (Warning: Satire. Deliberately stupid and offensive. Will rot your brain into Brent crude oil within 5 seconds. Contains assplay and light, implied scat.) VOICE-OVER: *The tape you are watching exists because we, a collective of activists, intellectuals, and feminists, are worried about our assholes. We are worried about what we…
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Down from the Summit of the Sky
Down From the Summit of the Sky (m/f, anal, feet, titfuck, angst) I might get sued for what I’m about to write. I’m anonymous. Not anonymous enough. Any family member or sufficiently smart fan will clock who I am. Search up Billie’s childhood photos; I’m in the background of dozens of them. But I have…