Her Abhorred Shears

Tags: teen, incest, voyeurism, stalking, blowjob, assplay, impregnation, feet Author’s note: all characters are 18 or older. – Juliette de Lorsange “So you impregnated your sister after banging her once? Unlucky.” Luck isn’t real. Luck is the drooling idiot god of cowards who don’t want their actions to have consequences. Women don’t get pregnant because…

Summary: A girl is hired to impersonate Britney Spears. This leads to a secret relationship with the star. AN: This is a romance story instead of a lobotomized “no thoughts, head empty” fuckfest. Caveat emptor. tags: britney spears, angst, f/f, forbidden love January 2006… Britney Spears. Say her name. There are a hundred people in…

Tags: mdom, bdsm, degradation, humiliation, orgasm denial, olfactophilia, bromidrophilia, disgust, bbw, big tits, big ass The Obodites are real. The symbol Lana sees at Shannow Bog’s house is real. I have included it down the bottom. Summary: Lana Del Rey becomes a free-use “bangmaid” for two disgusting, domineering men. Her duties: cooking, cleaning, and cocks.…

(tags: m/F, f/F, mm/F, handjob, blowjob, clothed titfuck, teasing, voyeur, MILF) Chapter 5: Born Under a Bitter Star The air stank from fucking. The bedroom’s dusk-ashed walls resonated with lewd, obscene sex-noises: squelching, slurping, rutting; moaning, grunting, panting; the moist slippery beat of flesh piledriving flesh. They screwed on the bed, twisting like snakes, two…

Kate Upton Opens Her Marriage Kate Upton becomes Kate Uptonogood, opening her marriage—and other things—to strange men. tags: cheating, cuckoldry, humiliation, large breasts, oral, anal, titfuck, impregnation, interracial, BBC “Every open relationship has the person whose idea it was, and the person who cries themselves to sleep at night…”—@tyler01010101 (quote often misattributed to Bill Burr) AN:…

tags: kat dennings, incest, big breasts, light femdom, teasing, hatefucking, roleplay, oral, anal Summary: Kat Dennings and her brother continue their stormy love-hate-hate-hate relationship at the beach. * * * Big Tits and Correct Opinions 2 – The Beach We went to the beach that weekend. I spent the whole car ride arguing with my…

tags: kat dennings, incest, big breasts, light femdom, teasing, hatefucking, roleplay, oral, anal Summary: brother fucks the arrogance out of brat sister Kat Dennings. Note: Tireless on your behalf, I watched a whole season of 2 Broke Girls as research. Note that Kat’s family name is actually “Litwack”—to reduce reader confusion I refer to her parents by…

Tags: mdom, bdsm, degradation, humiliation, orgasm denial, olfactophilia, bromidrophilia, disgust, bbw, big tits, big ass Author’s note: all characters are over 18 and offer implied or active consent to their situations. Summary: Lana Del Rey becomes a free-use “bangmaid” for two disgusting, domineering men. Her duties: cooking, cleaning, and cocks. Not included: free will, dignity,…

AN: Hopefully we’re not flirting with non-consent: Jennifer Love Hewitt agrees to the sex acts in the story but I don’t think that flies in court when you’re clinically retarded. Remember: the “Unenthusiastic Titfucks” series is supposed to be satirical, humorous, and stupid. It is purely fantasy, not an attack on Jennifer Love Hewitt or anyone.…